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"Your contribution graph looks like a heart monitor — lots of flatlines with occasional panic spikes."

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Six dimensions of brutal honesty powered by AI.

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GitHub Activity Roast

Your contribution graph, commit consistency, and repo quality — all under the microscope.

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Badge-to-content ratio, broken screenshots, and buzzword counting. We see everything.

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Tutorial clones, missing deployments, and the classic weather app. We detect them all.

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A brutally honest number that tells you where you stand. No sugarcoating.

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Tutorial Warrior? Framework Collector? StackOverflow Survivor? Find out what you are.

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